Girl who was never taught the difference between a noun and an adjective: “Caesars are, like, the most necessity drink ever.”
Dude pointing at a girl running by in a bikini: “I bet that girl has been dishing out boners all weekend!”
Crazy party guy camped next to us (while high on mushrooms): “I hate being high on mushrooms! I feel like I’m in Grade 9 again!”
And my favourite “Overheard at Sasquatch” moment too: “It’s just like Albert Einstein said — Fuck it. He was one smart motherfucker.”
